Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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