I skipped work to stalk him.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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