Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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