Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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