did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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