and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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