Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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