I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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