I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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