I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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