Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm just crazy horny about you
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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