I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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