I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think people are normalizing furries
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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