Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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