1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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