Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
tell me about the eggs
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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