PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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