We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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