On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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