As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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