Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
