no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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