I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm really busy with my period
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