): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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