She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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