I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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