I wish i was in the wii world.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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