Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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