I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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