i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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