ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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