just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
