Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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