Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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