Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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