Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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