OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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