i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You made out with two different species that night
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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