Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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