I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We are two peas in an std pod
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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