That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
