i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
