Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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