listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
not ubering you a puppy
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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