This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
