the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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