This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I had to cum in my sink.
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