I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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