that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
