I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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