I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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